We’ve all heard them. They can make us smile but they can equally make us cringe so much that we wished we were buried 10ft underground! 

As Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, I’ve compiled three of the best (and worst) chat up lines from Spain and Latin America that you can (or maybe not!) use this Valentine's.

Brace yourselves…

Spain

1. ¿Estás perdido? Porque al cielo hay un largo camino desde aquí.

 “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here”.

2. Hola, soy el Señor Correcto. Alguien dijo que me estabas buscando.

 “Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?”

3. Si el agua fuese belleza, tu serás el oceano entero.

“If water were beauty, you’d be the whole ocean”.

Latin  America

1. No vale la pena regalarte una rosa, porque entre las flores tú eres la más hermosa.

“There’s no point in giving you a rose, because out of all the flowers you are the most beautiful”.

2. Permiso, ¿Me puedes decir dónde queda la tierra? Es que desde que te vi ando en las nubes.

“Excuse me, can you tell me which way earth is? Because ever since I saw you my head’s been in the clouds”.

3. Mejor que me des un mapa bella, porque con tanta curva seguro que me pierdo.

“It's best if you give me a map beautiful, because with all those curves, I’ll surely get lost”.

There you have it - our top three chat up lines that you can put into practice very soon. Good luck! ;) 

Coming up

Speed-friending + Spanish | Wednesday 15 February | 6.30-9pm | Tube: Angel | £30 | Includes FREE drink

Spanish Theatre + Spanish | Saturday 18 February | Tube: Southwark | £30 | Includes FREE tapas and drink

Tapas Recipe-tasting + Spanish | Wednesday 22 February | 6.30-9pm | Tube: Tottenham Court Road | £30 | Includes FREE tapas and drink

Pub Games + Spanish | Wednesday 1 March  6.30-9pm | Tube: Angel | £30 | Includes FREE drink

-  Zaskia